The new scams are where it's gonna be at. Many of the new scams haven't emerged yet. Autists are working on them now in their ivory towers. ThEy'Re GonNa ChanGe ThE WorLd
Most guys, especially guys like me that have put together a little scratch by now... We feel the siren call of the old scams. There's comfort in the old garde. We've seen those scams pump and dump and we know the ones that haven't gone to zero, won't.
But here's the thing about the old scams. We're past their VC cliffs. Past the vesting periods, or most of 'em. So much sell pressure on the old scams. Many sitting with huge bags ready to dump into every single pump until kingdom come. Old whales and old minnows held bags they "wrote off" and will dump again once life springs anew. Also the narrative will be different this time. Some of what worked easily and like a charm last time, won't again
The old scams are comfort and comfort
in crypto
is death.
I need the new scams baby. Thankfully, I've got some rhythm
I don't go broke in crypto for the same reason scam artists ponzis fail to enthrall me for the same reason I didn't fall for the Luna scam and other such scams
The rhythm is basically just the mojo. It's basically just the hot-beat. you have to have the hot-beat my dudeski. you have to be in the flow. You have to not give a shit. You have to be zero-fucks-given. You have to not give even one single hot stanky fuck-fuck for even one second. You have to be able to get into the rhythm and lose yourself in the moment. you know what I mean? you have to bob your head and let it go and just jam, like in the Cowboy Bepop intro song. you can't be afraid anon. can you feel it. can you feel it moving through you? That's cosmic love baby. that's the rhythm. normoids will disagree. the haters will doubt and you best blv the doubters? well they gonna hate
Nietzsche said "the true man wants only two things: danger and play. This is why he wants woman: the most dangerous plaything"
Yeah true in a way, but think bigger: the market is a woman. The market is THE woman. We'll get into that in a second. I wonder if Nietzsche had much rhythm...
Musicians will outperform logicians in bripto all else equal. If you "don't deal in 'what-ifs' I can practically guarantee you don't have the rhythm. The rhythm is why software engineers and other such autists should just dca and keep their job
The market IS feminine energy, and the crypto market IS the sexiest market in the history of humanity
Think about it for a second and you'll see the pattern:
Why do you think men are so drawn to a financial market? Always trying to put rules on it and draw lines on it and try to figure it out, and trying to tell it how to behave, and losing their mind when it doesn't do what they want, and are always watching it 24/7 and waste so much time spinning their wheels charting it? Do you think those men are profitable? Most aren't...they are lacking in a fundamnetal comprehension of rhythm. The market doesn't like those men; they repulse her. Check your blood pressure. The only real tale of the tape
the market doesn't want to be ordered around by some high-stress normoid. It wants to be told just what papi fooo likes. Then it wants to relax and please papi fooo and earn his good lovin. It cannot get enough of fooo's gaze. Why does fooo always have to leave... It just makes her even more annoyed by the normoids. they don't 'get it' like fooo does. This is because fooo has the rhythm.
u mad?
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What am I up to while I type this out?
I'm listening to Groove Salad Soma FM - some free radio station this old graybearded San Fracisco-based Gandalf-lookin' mf runs. Free radio 24/7 and he has these tasty tunes no one knows about. He's poured his entire life into mixing up spicy little downtempo/acid jazz beats I can groove to while I surf the Gecko and sip coffee or a chilled, sparkling Tangelo beverage
I'm currently, as I slam this little chapter out, literally, unironically just absolute SCHMOASTED up on my computer chair, feet up on my desk, blasting that groove salad and surfing the Geckorino
The CoinGecko gives you that innocent look when you google his page. Adorable until you look closely into his eyes and see he impregnated your chick on the sly. Your girl will never own up to this. She says it's because she'd never hurt you, but really it's just easier for her this way. Your baby gonna is be half-gecko, anon
The gecko finds it amusing when you "round up" on your little coingecko app to look to yourself like your stack's a little bigger too. He always knows. The CoinGecko loves to tear down what you've "built" to expose how it never meant anything at all. Your "hero's journey to emanicipation" is just generic vanity to the gecko. He's seen millions just like you. You think you're special? Unique? He guarantees you aren't. He thinks he wrote you into one of his creative fiction stories. You had two lines.
Gordon Gecko. Coin Gecko. Layers here...
Think about it if you have the nerve to stare directly into the abyss and think your sanity can tolerate the chill
I like surfing the Gecko. 1000's and 1000's of the stupidest scams conceivable. "xample cummies inu". You know Rajindraja all-in'd that shit at the top because his elite telegram group told him it got listed on the gecko two hours after the pump stopped. It's a $0.0000001 now. What will he do? That was his childrens' college fund! What will his daughter do now? prostitute?!
So many r*tarded scams, good lord. I can't let myself care. If I did, my instincts towards justice and righteousness would kick in and I'd get emotional. Gotta turn that part off if you want to profit in this pandemonium.
Market mercenaries can be good people in all other arenas of life, and should be. But one must be at least mildly anti-social personality "disorder" in order to thrive in this wild west. It's a massive battlefield. Spare me your platitudes and your shaming language. It's a dump on dump world. Just the nature of it.
As DegenSpartan often notes, the crypto market is self-serve, and there's no customer support hotline, especially in defi and non-centralized stuff. You play this game at the risk of your funds. And that risk is real.
On the sixth page of the sprawling, shifting blood-dunes of the Gecko, I find a gamefi coin that hasn't had a pump cycle yet. it's on some backwater exchange. the tokenomics look good. longggg ass cliff and reasonable vesting period. low volume right now. I read the website. Team is doxxed. Whitepaper is interesting. Gamefi concept for the game is generic, but in a way that could pull in normoids during a gamefi frenzy craze, and I'm pretty sure we're destined for another wave of that at some point during the coming 2025 pump cycle.
Let me clarify that all these new scams are of legal age and have given me enthusiatic consent by running little ad campaigns on twitter and youtube trying to promote themselves.
I want to own a piece of 1000 of these little new ponzis. I want to put some of my size in this new scam, but I know this coin cant take it, it's too tight. Mcap is 1 mil.
I can feel it whimper softly as I put in the tip of my size.
It's scared. it's not that liquid yet. I'm so big and it's so small. I have to be slow, patient. It won't be able to take all of my size, just a little. I have to be patient and not let my frustration get the better of me, I know eventually it will relax a little and let a little more of me in each time.
Slowly now. gently. Each day I come back to it and put it in a little more, until I reach as much satisfaction as I can.
It knows it hasn't pleased me, but I let it slide. It tried, and that was enough. It's the effort that counts in this cold world. This new scam isn't some slut that loves to take big size. It's so naive and innocent. In a way that just pulls me in more, it's difficult to describe. The radiant, feminine magnetism of a tight new scam. I want to just get balls deep and pump it (that would feel so good) but I know I have to go slow
The older scams and the large market cap ponzis have flappy beef curtains and raw dogging them is like tossing a pencil down an ultra-liquid mineshaft. But they've been with everyone. They aren't *mine*. But they have their own appeal.
I get with both. The large, proven scams are easy and reliable and I know it'll be a decent time. Pizza is pizza, right? Yes some pizzerias are better than others, but it's good enough. Eth knows how to do that thing on my shaft with her mouth and both hands. I can guiltlessly bust some fat liquidity into Eth and it can accomodate me no problem. It barely notices lol
Messi said many moons ago "never date an ex" and I agree with this. That's why I avoid almost all the old big scams
But Ethereum is loyal and proven. I enjoy the familiarity and the comfort. I know she belongs to the world, and it really doesn't bother me. I also know I aint marrying Ethereum, she gets plenty of attention, she doesn't need me either. It'll be very easy for me to pull out.
I always pull out on time with Eth.
But the new scams... mmm... I want to feel like I own them you know what I mean. I push them just toward the edge of madness, but I don't want them going crazy too early. I have to stay in control of myself with the new scams. If I drive them wild too fast, I won't have my hooks in them enough, and it would be a waste of my time and effort. I'm almost jealous of the volatility I know they'll experience later - not of the later buyers btw; they’re just getting my sloppy seconds… Hard to describe what it is I’m jealous of. The way she used to be just mine I guess. But I know that's just my vanity and my ego. I can't let my ego control me. I have to stay detached. I have to be above the fray of my lizard brane..
We love what we've invested into, and not really just money. Time. Effort...
If I own so much of a new scam when it's low market cap it makes it difficult once it's 100x'd for me to pull out of it in time...
In the past I haven't, I've been too late. Sometimes it feels good to just stay in too long, even though I know I wasn't planning to. I always end up having to pay for it down the line. Less stress now for more stress later. More responsibilities...
This time I'm gonna pull out of the new scams on time.
Each cycle I get better with the rhythm.
I sip my chilled, sparkling tangelo beverage. I can still be friends with these new scams. They have to realize it's not personal. Why does everyone get so fucking tilted and emotional about everything all the time
I like to think that on balance, I will leave this world FAR better place than I found it.
But every Dr. Jekyll has a little Mr. Hyde side. This market works great as an outlet for me that way
Hi, new scams. My name is Che. I can't wait to get to know you.
Enjoy Trump Nfts Tango Che! You deserve it!
Loved it che